Top Ten Funny Quotes & Sayings

It wasn't that I couldn't say it. I could. But there are times that you don't speak, because silence hurts less. There was no need to reopen old wounds when we both wanted them healed. — Kat Howard

Alma came to consider her library work as a kind of indoor gardening, — Elizabeth Gilbert

house and our'n. That old barn 'ud soak up a lotta racket 'fore it reached us. And did you ever think of this? Him that done it, he must've knowed we wouldn't hear. Else he wouldn't have took the chance - shootin' off a shotgun four times in the middle of the night! Why, he'd be crazy. Course, you might say he must be crazy anyhow. To go doing what he did. But my opinion, him that done it had it figured out to the final T. He knowed. And there's one thing I know, too. Me and the Missis, — Truman Capote

I've noticed you only speak ghetto half of the time." - Stephanie
"I'm multi-lingual," Rancher said.
I followed him to the door, feeling jealous, wishing I knew a second language. — Janet Evanovich

A Warrior of the Light has no regrets, because regrets can kill. — Paulo Coelho

Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position. — Murray Walker

I'm delighted. I don't know of anybody who had a statue built of them while they were living. It's a great feeling. — Al Lopez

Sometimes the reader will decide something else than the author's intent; this is certainly true of attempts to empirically decipher reality. — John M. Ford

Spend more time building your character than trying to build your platform. — Christine Caine

Should we become so proficient at self-presentation that we can dissemble without anyone suspecting? — Susan Cain

We buy the most expensive grain available growing on the best part of Russian land called black soil. We also play close attention to the purity of the water - we get it from Lake Ladoga. We store it ourselves to specific conditions. We carefully manage distillation at my distillery in Moscow. — Roustam Tariko