Top Secret Latrine Quotes & Sayings

How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in. — David Letterman

But,instead of what our imagination makes us suppose and which we worthless try to discover,life gives us something that we could hardly imagine. — Marcel Proust

Unfortunately, the optimistic view that "classical civilization" handed down certain fundamental works that managed to include the knowledge contained in the lost writings has proved groundless. In fact, in the face of a general regression in the level of civilization, it's never the best works that will be saved through an automatic process of natural selection. — Lucio Russo

Baby, it's not time's job to rid you of your insecurities. It's mine. If a man loves his woman right, protects her, provides for her and cherishes every single facet of her complex personality, then there will be no need for insecurities. — Jaymin Eve

As a young man, I was very introverted and quiet, but with a lot of intensity and feelings. — Om Puri

The only thing standing between me and greatness is me. — Woody Allen

I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends." — Steven Wright

We are chained by our own control. Life is nothing more than finding the key that unlocks every part of our soul. — Shannon L. Alder

I use your trust in me to compel that will to action. That's leadership. — Robert J. Crane

My rebirth had crumbled apart, and all I had left was the rubble to build with. — Christina L. Barr

The life must not be easy if it is only rich in contents — Lise Meitner

Female Virtues are of a Domestick turn. The Family is the proper Province for Private Women to Shine in. If they must be showing their Zeal for the Publick, let it not be against those who are perhaps of the same Family, or at least of the same Religion or Nation, but against those who are the open, professed, undoubted Enemies of their Faith, Liberty, and Country. — Joseph Addison

I cautiously approach him on the bed, thinking about all the times I've been taught what to do when approaching a wounded animal. — Kimberly Lauren

You want your freedom until you get it, then you feel bare without your chains. I wonder if we ever get out of here, will we feel the loss? — Tarryn Fisher