Top Parody Quotes & Sayings

And if the only thing you can do is show up, do it. Then do it again. And when it's the last thing you want to do and the last place you want to go, go. Just go. You have no idea who you might be helping just by sitting there or who might help you. — Bill Clegg

You're the music while the music lasts. — Thomas Eliot

In the capacious urn of death, every name is shaken.
[Lat., Omne capax movet urna nomen.] — Horace

I'm the biggest nerd you'd want to meet. There are bigger, but you don't want to meet them. — Mark Rude

Blessed is he who can call his family friends and his friends family. — David Alejandro Fearnhead

I'm a huge Wu-Tang fan. — Dhani Harrison

I don't even want to have things associated with my name on the internet - it's very dangerous. — Karl Lagerfeld

Your life's calling is the answer to someone's prayer. — Shannon Tanner

A pack of lemmings looks like a group of rugged individualists compared with Wall Street when it gets a concept in its teeth. — Warren Buffett

Since science is essentially objective, involving the study of how things actually are, "materialism" would therefore seem to be its antithesis, since its starting point is the desire to impose upon the natural world a particular and limited way of looking at it. — Melanie Phillips

I think heroes and heroines are both vulgar and boring and usually lead that kind of lives. But when you tell people you were just doing your own thing in an admittedly escalated situation, they say, Ah, yes, etc. — Katharine Graham

If you're a Christian how do you deal with stress without Jesus? You don't. — Timothy Keller

I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40. — Roy Bean