Top Awesomeness Quotes & Sayings

Jessica Seinfeld made a toast. She turned to the assembled guests. 'And you are all so lucky to be part of Gwyneth's world. Because this is the real deal. And she's invited all of you good people in here. I would never do that.' — Gwyneth Paltrow

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? — George Carlin

Life is short unless agony is long. — Brian Spellman

Because everybody always encouraged me to sing, I assumed that I wasn't bad at it. It felt like it was obvious what I was going to pursue. I thought I was good for as long as I can remember. — Tinashe

Money does not pay for happiness,
But it will pay for the search! — Prince Rogers Nelson

I'm just trying to make a good record that my fans will dig. — Kevin Fowler

Love opens all doors, no matter how tightly closed they may be, no matter how rusty from lack of use. Your work is to bring unity and harmony, to open all those doors which have been closed for a long time. Have patience and tolerance. Open your heart all the time. — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

And guess what he finds. Nothing. And I mean that literally. Not a de Brogliesque absence of presence but a Tertullian presence of absence. — Evan Dara

You cannot bring about prosperity without discouraging thrift. — J. Paul Getty

Why did the warrior cross the road? [Koldo]
That's easy. To kill the guy on the other side. [Nicola]
A bud of amusement had her smiling.
Knock, knock. [Koldo]
Who's there? [Nicola]
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut run from me, puny girl. — Gena Showalter

Less reasoning when be too sure. — Toba Beta

It's been a continuity right from the beginning - that longing to weave together perceptions, to affirm the richness of us as human beings both as performers and audience members. — Meredith Monk