Top 100 Chuck Norris Quotes & Sayings

I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive. — Dylan Moran

Sometimes, the only realists are the dreamers. — Paul Wellstone

Men demonstrate their courage far more often in little things than in great. — Baldassare Castiglione

I fell asleep smiling, fully at ease with the ludicrous prospect of spending the rest of my life with this one, single person. It's not quite right what they say: love doesn't make you blind, it makes you optimistic. — Courtney Maum

To do what we are doing in this budget to our children, cutting their health care funds, decreasing opportunity, simply so we can pay for tax cuts and a war in Iraq is beyond belief, and we need to reverse it. — Tom Allen

I'm a little self-conscious about my body. I love to wear hoodies because you can get cozy and eat some food and your belly doesn't show! — Jared Padalecki

In the end, we begin. — A.D. Posey

But while you can always write 'spaghetti code' in a procedural language, object-oriented languages used poorly can add meatballs to your spaghetti. — Andrew Hunt

Yeah, exactly. But, actually, boards prefer iron. All that glitters is not hovery. — Scott Westerfeld

I get whiskey bent and hell bound. — Hank Williams Jr.

Those who cannot remember clearly their own childhood are poor educators. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

No one can hold you to a decision made in the middle of the night. — Diane Setterfield

The function of the university is not simply to teach breadwinning, or to furnish teachers for the public schools, or to be a centre of polite society; it is, above all, to be the organ of that fine adjustment between real life and the growing knowledge of life, an adjustment which forms the secret of civilization. — W.E.B. Du Bois

People with different personalities, different approaches, different values succeed not because one set of values or priorities is superior but because their values and practices are genuine. — Herb Kelleher