Top 100 30 Rock Quotes & Sayings

I live in a van, down by the river! — Chris Farley

Maybe that's what old men are for. To make decisions that no young man can." He was watching Gamache closely. "Or should have to. — Louise Penny

I'll kiss you every hour... of everyday — B.C. Burgess

Perhaps everything terrible is in its deepest being something helpless that wants help from us. — Rainer Maria Rilke

Wind, then rain, and then the blue sky. — Mo Yan

You don't have to hurt somebody just to make sure they don't hurt you first." Hawkeye, in one of his less cynical moments. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different. — Lord Henry Wotton

I can't imagine that life can be replaced with a computer universe. I can't accept it. — Alexander Mamut

If God was the owner, I was the manager. I needed to adopt a steward's mentality toward the assets He had entrusted - not given - to me. A steward manages assets for the owner's benefit. The steward carries no sense of entitlement to the assets he manages. It's his job to find out what the owner wants done with his assets, then carry out his will. — Randy Alcorn