Toolet Paper Quotes & Sayings

I'm like John Wayne. I only play good guys. Describing his cameo role on a TV series. — Oliver North

We want our parents to be the norm from which we deviate. — Carrie Brownstein

Any commands which Congress may have for me shall be cheerfully executed by one of their earliest soldiers, whose happiness it is to think that, at a less smiling moment, he had the honor to be adopted by America, and whose blood, exertions, and affections will in her good times, as they have been in her worst, be entirely at her service. — Marquis De Lafayette

If you are falling....dive. — Joseph Campbell

I never really considered writing something that was nonfiction. — Vanessa Diffenbaugh

I'm tired of living unable to love anyone. I don't have a single friend - not one. And, worst of all, I can't even love myself. Why is that? Why can't I love myself? It's because I can't love anyone else. A person learns how to love himself through the simple acts of loving and being loved by someone else. Do you understand what I am saying? A person who is incapable of loving another cannot properly love himself. — Haruki Murakami

Then once you've got that dream in mind please dream a million more and not a million quiet dreams, a million dreams that roar! — Dallas Clayton

The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty. — Martin Millar

Captain John Sommers joined his brother and sister in the library, Do you remember Jacob Todd?
-The cad who defrauded us with that yarn about missions in Tierra del Fuego? asked Jeremy Sommers.
-The same ... He changed his name. Now he calls himself Jacob Freemont, and he's a newspaperman in San Francisco.
-Egad! So it is true that in the United States any scoundrel may begin a new life?
-Jacob Todd paid for his offense several times over. I think it is splendid that there is a country where a man can have a second chance. — Isabel Allende

I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine. — Frederick Salomon Perls