Tony Kornheiser Funny Quotes & Sayings

My 'fear' is my substance, and probably the best part of me. — Franz Kafka

It is Nixon himself who represents that dark, venal and incurably violent side of the American character that almost every country in the world has learned to fear and despise. Our Barbie-doll president, with his Barbie-doll wife and his boxful of Barbie-doll children is also America's answer to the monstrous Mr. Hyde. He speaks for the Werewolf in us; the bully, the predatory shyster who turns into something unspeakable, full of claws and bleeding string-warts on nights when the moon comes too close ... — Hunter S. Thompson

Well, the tyranny of masculinity and the tyranny of patriarchy I think has been much more deadly to men than it has to women. It hasn't killed our hearts. It's killed men's hearts. It's silenced them; it's cut them off. — Eve Ensler

Memories are what we cherish so let's make the present worth cherishing. — Amit Abraham

I am in you and you in me, mutual in divine love. — William Blake

I like to cast actors I admire, one's that are talented. Each one will bring something new to the part. This play has been done thousands of times and now certain characters are too familiar. — Kenneth Branagh

I wrote my first rhymes around 8th grade. After serving a year in juvenile detention, I decided to pursue my career as an artist. — Yukmouth

There is an almost linear relationship between the methodological quality of a homeopathy trial and the result it gives. The worse the study - which is to say, the less it is a "fair test" - the more likely it is to find that homeopathy is better than placebo. — Ben Goldacre

You should always be aware that your head creates your world. — Ken Keyes Jr.

He and my daughter were foolish children that had no idea what love was. They were selfish, bathing in their love and ignoring the sharks in the water. — Scott T. Goudsward

You did not come here to be normal, you came here to be you. — Robert Holden

Why doesn't Rosco just go to the Duke farm and arrest them when they're not in the car? — Andy Weir

Addy, living one day without you would never be for the best. I want you every minute of every day. Forever. I love you. — Lauren Hammond

I always had challenges when I was younger, because I looked so young but sounded older. — Carla Gugino