Tongs Chinese Quotes & Sayings

My dad was always snoozing on the couch, like Dagwood Bumstead. He was a lazy motherfucker. God bless him. He was always working on some kind of get-rich-quick scheme. This is what my dad was like: I'd say, Hey, Dad, we studied penguins today in school. He'd say, Yeah? I'm a penguin fucker from way back. Dad, I saw a giraffe at the zoo today. Yeah? I'm a giraffe fucker from way back. That's my dad. My dad was a giraffe fucker. — James Ellroy

An exquisite dulcet epithalame of most mollificative suadency for juveniles amatory whom the odoriferous flambeaus of the paranymphs have escorted to the quadrupedal proscenium of connubial communion. — James Joyce

You want a love which is born out of meditation, not born out of the mind. — Rajneesh

But the truth will win out. — Martin Luther

In woman, personal history blends together with the history of all women, as well as national and world history. As a militant, she is an integral part of all liberations. — Helene Cixous

A UNITED civilization is possible only when human relations are balanced in all transactions which have to do with the distribution of the values of life which all men persistently and constantly seek. — Walter Russell

Democracy does not race, it reaches the finish slowly but surely. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

It has to be living, to learn the speech of the place, It has to face the man of the time. — Wallace Stevens

If you have ever had a miserable experience, then you have probably had it said to you that you would feel better in the morning. This, of course, is utter nonsense, because a miserable experience remains a miserable experience even on the loveliest of morning. — Lemony Snicket

In the Anthropology Club, as I understood it, you were permitted, if not required, to despise only one thing, and that was your own culture, that of the West. — Charles Portis

He reached a poor little cottage that seemed ready to fall, and only remained standing because it could not decide on which side to fall first — Hans Christian Andersen

Did I just say bounce? Hello, the nineties want their phrase back. — Chelle Bliss

You spend all your time worrying about losing your edge or getting dumped or whatever and you're never for a scond grateful. — John Green