Tomjones Quotes & Sayings

You can't change your destiny! but you can create your own destiny! — Destiny

No one in the whole world knows all a man's bignesses and all his littlenesses as his wife does. — Gene Stratton-Porter

Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points off the TomJones Index. — Jasper Fforde

I don't necessarily think anything on a Web site can have a result. — Matt Drudge

Turns out Valhalla had been sending its recycling to home plate at Fenway, which could explain any problems the Red Sox were having with their offensive lineup. — Rick Riordan

Ugliness corrupts not only the eyes, but also the heart and mind. — Henry Van De Velde