Tomalo Aceptalo Quotes & Sayings

You've heard tales of beauty and the beast. How a fair maid falls in love with a monster and sees the beauty of his soul beneath the hideous visage. But you've never heard the tale of the handsome man falling for the monstrous woman and finding joy in her love, because it doesn't happen, not even in a story-teller's tale. — Karen Maitland

Advice for New Knitters
When choosing a pattern, look for ones that have words such as "simple", "basic", and "easy". If you see the words "intriguing", "challenging", or "intricate", look elsewhere.
If you happen across a pattern that says "heirloom", slowly put down the pattern and back away.
"Heirloom" is knitting code for "This pattern is so difficult that you would consider death a relief". — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If she's not careful, I might just fall in love with her. Tonight. — Colleen Hoover

My heart and the elevator, a plummet inside a plummet. — Jonathan Lethem

Dante chuckled low. "There's my blush." — Damon Suede