Tom Fletcher Funny Quotes & Sayings

Obviously, if Woody Allen calls and says he wants you to read a script, of course you read it. — Cate Blanchett

Well, anyway, she certainly was not worried that John-Paul was having an affair. Definitely not. It wasn't a possibility. Not even a remote possibility. He wouldn't have time for an affair! When would he fit it in? He did travel a bit. He could fit in an affair then. — Liane Moriarty

Al-Awlaki was born here, he is an American citizen. He was never tried or charged for any crimes. No one knows if he killed anybody. We know he might have been associated with the underwear bomber. But if the American people accept this blindly and casually that we now have an accepted practice of the president assassinating people who he thinks are bad guys, I think it's sad. — Ron Paul

Fears are not meant to be shared; they're meant to be conquered. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Even in this globalised world, London is still the standard for our times. The city has embraced the world's diversity and represents the finest in human achievements. — Narendra Modi

Indeed, the whole human species is endangered, by nuclear weapons or by other means of wholesale destruction which further advances in science are likely to produce. — Joseph Rotblat

It's actually totally badass to go from your twenties to your thirties. There are so many awesome things that happen to you! Like deeply bonding with your yoga pants, developing a burning passion for expensive cheese, having real, actual orgasms (!), not giving two shits what other people think, figuring out the things you actually like to spend time and money doing, and embracing giant underwear. — Ingrid Reinke

I had a dream about you last week. It was October 31, 2002 and we met at a Halloween party. You came dressed as yourself; I knew you've been hiding your true self all this time. — Rodney Jenkins

He fell
from the sinking ship
to the roiling sea
of uncertainty,
into the hands
of the one mermaid
who knew exactly
how to save him. — Kirk Diedrich

When we realize the everlasting truth of "everything changes" and find our composure in it, we find ourselves in Nirvana. — Shunryu Suzuki

Where are the people who don't have goals headed? Those 97 per cent end up working for the three percent. — Shiv Khera

The coaches will offer a direction, a plan, routine, discipline and the players must develop the desire to work together accepting their roles as they learn in preparation for the season. — George M. Gilbert

Publishing would be so wonderful without those wretched authors. — Jonathan Galassi

We are addicted to being the way we are — Miguel Angel Ruiz