Tom Doniphon Quotes & Sayings

Some of our superiors were indeed men of brains and learning and disinterested goodwill, but some were stuffed shirts, and some incompetents, and some timid souls escaping the fray, and some climbers, and some as bitter and jealous as some of us were at being inadequately appreciated. But still there they were, up in the sunshine above the smoke, a patch-elbowed tweedy elite that we might improve when we joined it, but that we never questioned. Especially during the Depression, when every frog of us was lustful for a lily pad. — Wallace Stegner

You better hope that I never see you walking down the street while I'm driving my car! (Tory) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Psychedelic drugs cause paranoia, confusion, and total loss of reality in politicians that have never taken them. — Timothy Leary

Monstrous behavior is the order of the day. I'll tell you when to be shocked. When something human and decent happens! — Lucille Kallen

It's living up to being happy that's the most difficult part. — Audrey Niffenegger

The world, and whatever that be which we call the heavens, by the vault of which all things are enclosed, we must conceive to be a deity, to be eternal, without bounds, neither created nor subject at any time to destruction. To inquire what is beyond it is no concern of man; nor can the human mind form any conjecture concerning it. — Pliny The Elder

Immaculate conception is the only way another kid is coming out of me! — Julie Bowen

Does the full moon affect people's behavior, you ask? Yup. It makes people think the full moon affects people's behavior. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Jaxon snorted in disbelief. He cupped his sac just to make sure his balls and dick were still there. If he hadn't been so content in his life he would've thought he was growing a vagina. — Senayda Pierre

Everything good I've ever gotten in life, I only got because I gave something else up. — Elizabeth Gilbert