Tolev Lr Zsa Quotes & Sayings

I haven't had the whole 'famous' thing happen to me yet, and I hope I never will. I like to sneak away in the corners and hide a lot. — Brenton Thwaites

I'm not a self-promoter. I'm not on TV all the time. — Carl Forti

I declare this man a saint! — Andrew Cormier

The earliest stand-up comedy I was aware of was Bill Cosby. I watched Saturday Night Live as soon as I was aware of it, and Monty Python used to be on PBS at weird hours, so I used to try to watch that. And I loved George Carlin on SNL, that was the first stand-up I ever really remember seeing on TV. And then Steve Martin. I guess I was in fifth or sixth grade when Steve Martin showed up, and he was instantly my idol. And Richard Pryor around the same time too, I sort of became aware of him, though I don't remember the first time I saw him. — Louis C.K.

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience. — Jim Gaffigan

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire. — Wanda Sykes

She realized that the world was a dance of a million fates. In this dance she was but a single soul. — David Anthony Durham

The most terrible things men do, they do in the name of love. - Madame Dorothea — Cassandra Clare

Cram nailed his colours to the mast and threw down the Great Pretender — Ron Pickering

I like putting money back into what made my life, and tennis has been great to me. — Billie Jean King

Growing up in the English countryside seemed an interminable process. Freezing winter gave way to frosty spring, which in turn merged into chilly summer-but nothing ever, ever happened. — Jessica Mitford

Knowing where to look - and remembering what you have seen - is a hallmark of experience and expertise. — Tom Vanderbilt

If we judged by realities we should give honor not to the rich for the fine clothes they wear but to the poor who are the makers of such things. — Odo Of Cluny

Well-trained medical doctors and engineers leave Nigeria to the developed countries. We want to reverse that. — Goodluck Jonathan

God is pleased to communicate himself to the simple and humble and to use the smallest and lowliest to make them great and exalted. In a word, it is He Himself who has called and approved them and even inspired their humble manner of living. — Vincent De Paul