Toksvigs Finest Quotes & Sayings

I personally have no interest in being a star or a celebrity. I want my stand-up comedy and how I think as a comedian to be recognized and successful. — Jim Gaffigan

Are we not like two volumes of one book? — Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don't really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin

How sad. How frightening. To be filled with so much hate that you could not even rejoice in the healing of a child ... How did anyone ever come to that point? — Stephenie Meyer

I held my breath was the beast still there or was it done killing for the night? I sincerely hoped for the latter upon reaching the cabin the lights where still on and the massive trail of blood was splattered all over the walls the place was a mess "Get it together Ris." I say to myself as I continue to examine the cabin. — Charon Lloyd-Roberts

Blessed be sleep! We are all young then; we are all happy. Then our dead are living. — Fanny Fern

Compromise is simply changing the question to fit the answer. — Merrit Malloy

To some people, power is a noun. To others, it's a verb. — Andre Carson

Remember, Christmas is always best when you take it out of the box. — Sierra Donovan