Toking Teepee Quotes & Sayings

I would seriously rather be in a long line at the DMV than eat with people I don't know. — Anne Lamott

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon ... dipped in honey. — Patrice O'Neal

Handling a painful situation in a comedic way is truly the funniest. That is extremely real to me and not kind of clownish. There is a thin line though; you can't overdo it. — Will Ferrell

I was kind of feeling a spiritual need all those years. My wife Geraldine and I went to an Episcopalian Church for a while. Oh, it just seemed very political to me that a guy so liberal was talking about opposing the war in Vietnam and I didn't want to hear that when I went to church. I wanted something spiritual. — Robert Novak

She could smell damprot, high, sweet, and cloying. She could smell madness like dead vegetables in a dark cellar. — Stephen King

You might hide in some Freudian jungle most of your miserable life, baying at the moon and shouting curses at God, but at the end, right down there at the damned end when it counts ... you would sure as anything clear up just enough to realize the moon you have spent so many years baying at is nothing but the light globe up there on the ceiling, and God is just something placed in your bureau drawer by the Gideon Society. Yes, I sighed again, in the long run insanity would be the same old coldhearted drag of too solid flesh, too many slings and arrows, and too much outrageous fortune. — Ken Kesey

But the important thing about learning to wait, I feel sure, is to know what you are waiting for. — Anna Neagle

Who's started has half finished. — Horace

Field is the palace of the peasant! — Mehmet Murat Ildan