Toejam Earl Quotes & Sayings

Because whenever anyone gets within a ten-foot radius of him, you go insane.
Any time someone even dares to suggest there's anyone in his life other than you, you go insane. Any time he's not within touching distance, you go insane. And any time you think he's falling away from you, that he's not there, you go insane. You've put your whole life into him; what do you think that means, Jacob? How can you possibly explain that and not make it sound like he's the axis your world spins on? Because if you can explain him away, and everything you feel for him away, then I'd like you to tell me how you function without a heart. — Giselle Ellis

It was her clothes that did it...they clashed violently with the buff distemper of the walls. — Norman Collins

As Chomsky says, if you act like there is no possibility of change for the better, you guarantee that there will be no change for the better. The choice is ours, the choice is yours. Robert — Noam Chomsky

Will Cato's alien buddies come en masse and invade Earth? He's not sure but he'll try to keep humanity in the loop. — John Hopkins

I have a lot of mirrors around my house, not because I like to look at myself, but because I like the light and perspective they bring to a room. — Hayley Mills

Many things are formidable, and none more formidable than man. — Sophocles

You may be obliged to wage war, but not to use poisoned arrows. — Baltasar Gracian

You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle

At every occasion in your life, do not forget to commune with
yourself and ask of yourself how you can profit by it. — Epictetus

All of us lived life when sex was the farthest thing from our minds. Try to remember the careless freedom of play, basking in the beingness of others. As adults, responsibilities and obligations can often bind us to a daily grind. For some adults, then, sex might be one of the few interactions that restores their openness and sensory exploration of play. It's not hard to see why sexual preoccupation might take over when people become locked out from experiencing fulfilling lives. — Alexandra Katehakis

Texans are by nature independent people. — Joe Barton