Tittered Dictionary Quotes & Sayings

Describing Endora is like dancing to no music. It's a town where nothing much ever happens, and nothing much ever will. — Peter Hedges

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. — Steven Wright

I'd just like to inspire people to be themselves and do what they want and not conform to the rigid guidelines of the music or entertainment business. — Juliana Hatfield

Jack. [After some hesitation.] I know nothing, Lady Bracknell. Lady Bracknell. I am pleased to hear it. I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square. — Oscar Wilde

Sometimes writing about a TV show, or a movie, or a book, is the most honest way to write about yourself. — Aaron Burch