Titiz Plastique Quotes & Sayings

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating. — Chelsea Handler

You have an imperial presidency that makes Richard Nixon look like a boy scout. — Allen West

Every one of us has learned how to send emails on Sunday night. But how many of us know how to go a movie on Monday afternoon. You've unbalanced your life without balancing it with someone else. — Ricardo Semler

I think it's always interesting to learn what the seemingly spontaneous one-nighter actually reveals about a character. — Kristan Higgins

The secret is to follow the advice the masters give you in their works while doing something different from them. — Edgar Degas

I can sit underneath the shed with all my family, my cousins, and everything, and just be like, "Yeah, this is what it's about - just sitting with people you love and hanging out." — Channing Tatum

The cost of testing for BRCA1 and BRCA2, at more than $3,000 in the United States, remains an obstacle for many women. — Angelina Jolie

That whole generation that's gone now, that lived through the two world wars, is a great example to all of us. They knew how to live. If something bad happened, they didn't sit at home, eat Haagen-Dazs, and watch a movie. — Sigourney Weaver