Tirai Kayu Quotes & Sayings

On My Eighth-Grade Graduation Ceremony They're celebrating you graduating from eighth grade? We just went to your sixth-grade graduation two goddamned years ago! Jesus Christ, why don't they just throw a fucking party every time you properly wipe your ass? — Justin Halpern

I emphasize teachers because they are largely left out of the debate. None of the bombastic reports that come from Washington and think tanks telling us what needs to be 'fixed' - I hate such a mechanistic word, as if our schools were automobile engines - ever asks the opinions of teachers. — Jonathan Kozol

I never listen to the radio. If it's bad, I make fun of it, and if it's good, I get jealous that I didn't think of it. — John Lennon

If your incentives are set up wrong - if for some reason you reward people for behavior that's actually bad for your customers or your organization - then you're going to encourage that behavior. — Ramez Naam

Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business. Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you. I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there. — Lionel Richie

I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted. — Al Yankovic

We aspire to what we think we can achieve, and what we think we can achieve is influenced by what we see others achieving. — Daniel Isenberg

It's not about who you date. It's about who you're looking for. — Coco Nicole Estef

It works ... (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax & String Lube) .. makes the strings last longer ... — Larry Coryell

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer! — Prince Philip

I teach writing courses and first of all, I teach my students what prosody is. — Theodore Sturgeon

drunk right now, Amfortas suspected, or high on amphetamine, — William Peter Blatty

Fighting is an expression. It's a form of speech, and that's why they call it martial arts. It's an art. — Chael Sonnen