Tin Foil Funny Quotes & Sayings

Life is full of second chances. — Nicholas Sparks

Because Garden cannot survive one-nineteenth slave and eighteen-nineteenths free. A house divided against itself cannot stand! — Orson Scott Card

Everything she knew about him rushed through her mind like a tidal wave. — Caroline Hanson

True knowledge should not produce pride; it should produce humility ... Because the more you know, the more you know how much you don't know. — Mark Batterson

The greatest poverty one can have is to be poor in one's heart and for falling in love, he is truly happy. He discovers purpose. — Russell Brand

I'm not confrontational, but if someone challenges, I'm not going to back down. — Drake

Lovingly crafted and super-creative cupcakes are not exactly on tap in my household after a full day at work, and I do not blame my mother for a second that they were not on tap in hers, either. — Emily Oster

Perhaps it will be simplest to throw away the tags and generalize India with one all-comprehensive name, as the Land of Wonders. — Mark Twain

There's no greater power than the power of good-bye. — Madonna Ciccone

People think of all kinds of things at three in the morning. We all do. That's why we each have to figure out our own way of fighting it off. — Haruki Murakami

CAN is the enemy of DO. — Alaina Odessa

I'm trying to make order out of chaos, trying to find some way of rationalising the horrific things that people do or the way the world is. — Chuck Palahniuk

I made 'Bowling for Columbine' in the hope the school shootings would stop and that we would address the issue of how easy it is to get a gun in the United States, and tragically, those school shootings continue. — Michael Moore

I'm sure your prick is as massive as your head is thick. — Courtney Milan

I loved her like a rabbit loves a rattlesnake — James M. Cain