Timetable Funny Quotes & Sayings

At first laying down, as a fact fundamental, That nothing with God can be accidental. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a dime and how you can have an extremely funny and extremely poignant moment with absolutely no separation in between ... and sometimes in the same moment. — David Hyde Pierce

And oh, how a warrior drunk on victory can enchant a young woman. — Timur Vermes

your death certificate makes the claim that you died on november 3rd at 3:03 AM. that is a lie. you died long before that. - 3 isn't my lucky number anymore. — Amanda Lovelace

If you take text and image and you put them together, the multiple readings that are possible in either poetry or in something visual are reduced to one specific reading. By putting the two together, you limit the possibilities. Text and image don't always work together in the way music and song lyrics become part of each other. — Richard Hell

There is always a right answer for every question, even for the wrong ones. — M.F. Moonzajer

And let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. For love that seeks aught but the disclosure of its own mystery is not love but a net cast forth: and only the unprofitable is caught. — Kahlil Gibran

We welcome passion, for the mind is briefly let off duty. — Mignon McLaughlin