Timesplitters Cortez Quotes & Sayings

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. — Gilbert Gottfried

Remember this ... People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Life is a very sad piece of buffoonery, because we have .. the need to fool ourselves continuously by the spontaneous creation of a reality .. which, from time to time, reveals itself to be vain and illusory. — Luigi Pirandello

If Murakami's novels are grand enigmas, his stories are bite-sized conundrums. ( ... ) The great pleasure of the new story collection, Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman, is watching Murakami come at his obsessions from so many different angles. There's a panoply of strangeness between these covers ( ... ) This collection shows Murakami at his dynamic, organic best. As a chronicler of contemporary alienation, a writer for the Radiohead age, he shows how taut and thin our routines have become, how ill-equipped we are to contend with the forces that threaten to disrupt us. — Antoine Wilson

The act of concealment had become more powerful than what it concealed. — G. Willow Wilson

I knelt, and with the fervor of a lip unused to the cool breath of reason, told my love. — Nathaniel Parker Willis

You can find ways to be okay with dying, but you can't fake your way through living. — John Corey Whaley