Timequake Easton Quotes & Sayings

Jiu Jitsu is the vehicle. Not the road. — Chris Matakas

Life is short. Help more people. — Robin Sharma

You cannot hide from your heart, Kate. It always finds you. And, sadly, I cannot hide from mine. — Rysa Walker

If you can't joke about giant french ticklers and gas powered dildos in a fucking locker room then the terrorists win, E. Our freedoms are eroding. I'll pick up lube and condoms instead. Bring your hand. It's the only action you're getting. — Celia Aaron

I am tired of a life of contention, and of being the personal object for the hatred of every man, who hates the present state of things. — Thomas Jefferson

There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness. — Jemaine Clement

How to get taken: Spend most of your time making sure you're not. — Malcolm Forbes