Tim Meadows Ladies Man Quotes & Sayings

JESUS CHRIST IS THE WAY THE TRUTH AND LIFE — The Word For Today

Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave's butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett

It is not every man that can afford to go to Corinth. — Horace

He who will pray to God eagerly will see Him. — Sarada Devi

Being a mother is incredibly important. To the naysayers, I growl, do not diminish it by calling it a job. — Shonda Rhimes

The prostitutes worked for a pimp now. He was splendid and cruel. He was a god to them. He took their free will away from them, which was perfectly all right. They didn't want it anyway. It was as though they had surrendered themselves to Jesus, for instance, so they could live unselfishly and trustingly - except that they had surrendered to a pimp instead. — Kurt Vonnegut

The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog. — Blaise Pascal

Our Western society is showing its technological muscles in ever more threatening ways, but the experience of fear, anxiety and even despair has increased in equal proportion. Indeed, the paradox is that the powerful giants feel as powerless as a new-born babe. — Henri Nouwen

I didn't know what I wanted to do, but I always knew the woman I wanted to be. — Diane Von Furstenberg

God doesn't call people to a job description, He calls people to Himself and His mission in the world. — Louie Giglio

The more one pleases generally, the less one pleases profoundly. — Krister Stendahl