Thurbers Quotes & Sayings

Must have been some kind a nightmare."
"Yeah," I answer, my usual calm, vacant voice returning. "Can't wait to wake up. — K.A. Tucker

I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up! — Fergie

People worry more about girls, for a good reason: I don't think my parents thought I was going to be raped by a classmate or attacked when I was walking alone in some neighborhood. So it's not just paranoid parents. — Daniel Handler

Ill-considered but well-intentioned actions do more good that actions that are well-considered but cruel. — Sergei Lukyanenko

Dare to Imagine. Dare to Dream.
Whatever you want to do, wherever you want to go, never give up.
Your inspiration may well be in a book, waiting to be discovered....... — Joffre White

I want to see you tomorrow, but I don't know what this thing with my parents is going to be like. When you go to lunch, sit so you can see into the Men's section. If my back is turned, I can't meet you. If I'm facing you, I can meet you and the number of plates on my tray is the time I'll be here.
What if you can't come till midnight?
Then I'm going to look like a fucking idiot. — James Frey

Joe Chiles referred to Pierson's condition, and — T.J. Hanson

I beg your pardon for questioning your judgement," she said. "It is nothing to me, after all, if it proves faulty. I am not the one responsible for the Marquess of Atherton's heir and sole offspring. I am not the one who will be toppled from my pedestal if the world learns I have not only permitted but encouraged my nephew to associate with the most shocking persons. I am not the one who-"
"I wish you were the one who had heard of the rule Silence is Golden," he said. — Loretta Chase

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers. — Leo Rosten

Girls are like exotic birds. They are pretty to look at but hard to catch. — Howie Dorough

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus. — Matt Barr

calls her beautiful, but she cannot hear... — Stephen Chbosky

I have a rule that I won't Google my own name. — Topher Grace