Thought Provokingly Humorous Quotes & Sayings

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine. — Drew Carey

I started out the evening with every intention of being pleasant and making friends. But these days I have trouble getting through to people. I don't know if it's me or them, but any attempt at conversation usually fades away in a minute or two, and the barriers go up. Is it because they are afraid of me? Or is it that deep down they don't care and I feel the same about them? — Daniel Keyes

Locals. They'll eventually get out. They're annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it's closed. 'Cause some kid pooped in the water. — Elle Lothlorien

Don't Spit in the Soup, We All Gotta Eat — Lyndon B. Johnson

A Sonnet is a
moment's
monument,
Memorial from the
Soul's eternity
To one dead
deathless hour. — Dante Gabriel Rossetti

It took a while to adapt to life in London, but six months into my course at RADA, I felt very at home. — Sean Bean

Prostitution was illegal in Kenya and was culturally a taboo. But what was a young orphaned girl with little education to do when she had to fend for three of her younger siblings? As she watched the waves hit the shores, she noticed a young handsome man staring at her from a distance. — Nya Wampaze

On the surface the avant garde as a whole seems united primarily in terms of what they are against: the rejection of social institutions and established artistic conventions, or antagonism towards the public (as representative of the existing order). By contrast any positive programme tends to be claimed as exclusive property by isolated and even mutually antagonistic sub-groups. So modern art appears fragmented and sectarian, defined as much by manifestos as imaginative work. — C. D. Innes

In other words, although I don't like them, we do need noble-spirited souls. — Umberto Eco

You have a natural tendency to want an emotionally satisfying tale - and to make investments based on that - despite times when the actual data may be telling you something different. — Barry Ritholtz

I've had lots of good career advice over the years. I've learned that you must always arrive knowing your lines, you must hit your marks, you must be punctual and cheerful and kind. I'm always irritated with young people who misbehave and young actors who are temperamental. I don't think there's any need for it. — Jacki Weaver

I surely know that there is no role in life more essential and more eternal than that of motherhood. — M. Russell Ballard

What we makes of the world must be largely dependent on the sense-organs that we happen to possess. How the world must have changed since the man came to rely on his eyes rather than his nose. — Arthur Eddington

From time to time, the Vienna Philharmonic could play without a conductor because they are so good. — Bernard Arnault

I have very heartwarming fans. — Lita Ford

If something gets too easy ... I want to do something else. But every album is going to be me, no matter what. — Skrillex