Thongs With Funny Quotes & Sayings

Watching Hamlet embarrassing Rosencrantz and Guildenstern by showing them he knows they're liars and spies, Max was thinking, Hamlet cares only about the truth, or only he cares about the truth, and it's so hard to find, too hard for anyone to find. Where is it? — Lucy Beckett

So you can go to college on Pell Grants - maybe I should not be telling anybody this because it's turning out to be the welfare of the 21st century. — Denny Rehberg

What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs. — Joe Manganiello

Most women are more into real estate than sex. They want to own you. — Stephen Dobyns

Most people I know live their lives moving in a constant forward direction, the whole time looking backward. — Charles Yu

When I was 11, I went to Puerto Rico for a month to stay with my grandmother. To see the way people lived there and experience my own culture was wonderful. — Andrea Navedo

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director. — Woody Allen