Thneeds In Real Life Quotes & Sayings

I feel moderately bad about this whole thing. On the one hand, I am providing myself with urgently required survival skills. Other lessons in this series include Shoplifting, Beating People Up, Picking Locks, Climbing Trees, Driving, Housebreaking, Dumpster Diving, and How to Use Oddball Things like Venetian Blinds and Garbage Can Lids as Weapons. On the other hand, I'm corrupting my poor innocent little self. I sigh. Somebody's got to do it. — Audrey Niffenegger

A good brain ain't diddley, if you don't have the facts. — Ani DiFranco

I've had nannies and au pairs. I have tutors and a trainer and a shrink. I know paid-nice. It comes with gritted teeth. — Tanya Egan Gibson

Strategy is sacrifice. Try and do everything then you have no plan, no hope and especially no future. — Ron Wiens

All my wife has ever taken from the Mediterranean - from that whole vast intuitive culture - are four bottles of Chianti to make into lamps, and two china condiment donkeys labelled Sally and Peppy. — Peter Shaffer

Typical" Kisten said, his eyes dramatically sad. "Try to do something nice for a person, cheer her up, and what do I get? Abused and robbed. — Kim Harrison

You can't change the past. But with God's help you can change the future. No matter what your life has been like so far, God wants to put your feet on a new path ... a better path ... His path. — Billy Graham

The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms. — Socrates

If I can't serve as a role model, let me serve as a warning. — Mason Cooley

The man [who] is greatest and most blessed and joyful [is one] whose life most closely approaches the pattern of Christ. This has nothing to do with earthly wealth, power, or prestige. The only true test of greatness, blessedness, joyfulness is how close can a life come to being like the Master, Jesus Christ. He is the right way, the full truth, and the abundant life. — Ezra Taft Benson

There was never a time in our history when ignorance of current affairs could be so dangerous. — Edgar Dale

Story is the vehicle we use to make sense of our lives in a world that often defies logic. — Jim Trelease

I value unity because I believe we learn truth from each other in this process. — Rowan Williams