Thl Eschool Quotes & Sayings

The journey of life is both too short and too precious to be sidetracked by guilt trips. — Bill Crawford

When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream. — John Lennon

The grace of living life is to give glory to God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I will try to cram these paragraphs full of facts and give them a weight and shape no greater than that of a cloud of blue butterflies. — Brendan Gill

For a short period of time, I was like, I have these jokes and if people get them, they get them. And then eventually, I was like, Oh no. It's absolutely my job to convey to people why what I think is funny, is funny. The whole point of standup is to get the audience to understand your weird point of view. — Eugene Mirman

The threads can always be traced back to some earlier tale, and to the tales that preceded that: — Anonymous