Thingamajigger Quotes & Sayings

The true artist is not proud: he unfortunately sees that art has no limits; he feels darkly how far he is from the goal, and though he may be admired by others, he is sad not to have reached that point to which his better genius only appears as a distant, guiding sun. — Ludwig Van Beethoven

What about having huge, bumpy thighs means that I need to apologize? — Julie Murphy

[Peter] testified to [the Jews in Acts 2] that Jesus Christ was the Son of God, the Judge of the living and dead, into whom he did also command them to be baptized for the remission of sins. — Irenaeus Of Lyons

No one ever seems to wonder what happens if it turns out we hate living on a planet? What if the sky's too big? What if the air stinks? What if we go hungry?'
'And what if the air tastes of honey? What if there's so much food we all get too fat? What if the sky is so beautiful we don't get any work done because we're all looking at it too much? — Patrick Ness

Don't just bring religion to people but also change their value system — Sunday Adelaja

The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask yourself this important question: "How long am I going to be dead?" With that perspective, you can now make a free, fearless choice to do just about any goddamned sneaky thing your devious little mind can think up. Go ahead. Have your fun. You're welcome. Go on. See you in hell. — Matt Groening

Random violence makes the news precisely because it is so rare, routine kindness does not make the news precisely because it is so commonplace. (104) — Matt Ridley

Be careful which spirit you allow to dwell in your body. It is better to allow good spirit. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I thought I'd be reading a new book today, but it doesn't feel right, or I don't feel like it. Some days are not new-book days. After — Rabih Alameddine

Nudists are fond of saying that when you come right down to it everyone is alike, and, again, that when you come right down to it everyone is different. — Diane Arbus

We carve out risk-free lives where nothing happens. — James Hillman

People are more than silly," the spinner's voice is suddenly dark, "they're cruel. — Tabi Card

Two hundred tons of ore is a great amount of ore. If, after a reasonable amount of time and effort you remain unhappily single, my suggestion is that you employ the services of a cat or a dog. Both cats and dogs are known hiding places of soul mates. They are also very, very good at getting strangers to talk to them in kind voices. Which, it should be noted, could be of some use to those who might otherwise be too shy to step forward and say, hello. — Augusten Burroughs