They Hit The Sauce Quotes & Sayings

Global warming is not a threat. It's not a real threat. It's not a credible threat. It's not an imminent threat. ISIS is. — Eric Bolling

Once humankind has been some place and found it
entrancing, they always go back, I think in the history of the
human race, the moon has been the first place we've gone to and said,
'OK, we don't need to go back there again. — Tom Hanks

Behold, I come quickly: blessed is he that keepeth the sayings of the prophecy of this book." Revelation 22:7 — Jon J. Cardwell

He gives twice who gives quickly. credited to Publius Syrus Mimus. — Joaquin Miller

People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives, laughter trapped in their frigid gizzards. Meanwhile, the mercury just plummets, like a migrating duck blasted out of the sky by some hunter in a cap with fur earflaps. — Amy Gerstler

For dinner Jade microwaves some Stars-n-Flags. They're addictive. They put sugar in the sauce and sugar in the meat nuggets. I think also caffeine. Someone told me the brown streaks in the Flags are caffeine. We have like five bowls each.
After dinner the babies get fussy and Min puts a mush of ice cream and Hershey's syrup in their bottles and we watch The Worst That Could Happen, a half hour computer simulation of tragedies that have never actually occurred but theoretically could. A kid gets hit by a train and flies into a zoo, where he's eaten by wolves. A man cuts his hand off chopping wood and while he's wandering around screaming for help is picked up by a tornado and dropped on a preschool during recess and lands on a pregnant teacher. — George Saunders

I have friends and family that are filled with massive amounts of integrity. And it shouldn't be an oddity. — Sandra Bullock

Satire must not be a kind of superfluous ill will, but ill will from a higher point of view. Ridiculous man, divine God. Or else, hatred against the bogged-down vileness of average man as against the possible heights that humanity might attain. — Paul Klee

I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit you in the face with your corny wiener. — Tara Sivec

The imagination is closer to the actor than real life-more agreeable, more comfortable. — Stella Adler

IF YOU'RE CRAZY, I DON'T WANT TO BE SANE.
-Colin — K. Lars

The conclusion to be drawn is that I am happiest writing in small rooms. They make me feel comfortable and secure. And it took me years to figure out that I need to write in a corner. Like a small animal burrowing into its hole, I shift furniture around, and back myself into a cozy corner, with my back to the wall ... and then I can write. — Danielle Steel

Slow down. Life is crossing the road. — Debasish Mridha

Eva's only fault has been the one of wanting to know more, to experiment and search with her own sources the laws of the Universe, of her own body and to refuse the teachings from "above". Eva, basically, represents the curiosity of science against the passive acceptance that belongs to faith. — Margherita Hack