These Hoes Funny Quotes & Sayings

I came into advertising in 1961. I had been turned down for jobs on the Ford account in the late Fifties as 'not their type.' If it hadn't been for Bill Bernbach, I would now be sitting in some luncheonette, continuing my life as a messenger. — Jerry Della Femina

Bailey loved both Toby and me so much - he and I almost make up her whole heart, and maybe that's it, what we were trying to do by being together, maybe we were trying to put her heart back together again. — Jandy Nelson

If both Church and fairy-tale belong to humanity, they may occasionally cross circles, without injury to either. — George MacDonald

In a society that almost demands life at double time, speed and addictions numb us to our own experience. In such a society, it is almost impossible to settle into our bodies or stay connected with our hearts, let alone connect with one another or the earth where we live. — Jack Kornfield

In my first movie, That Night, with Juliette Lewis, I had a scene with two other girls where we applied a cream to our chests to make our breasts grow. I was 10. — Eliza Dushku

Heydrich, Eichmann, and company therefore invoke the usual trick of argument for breaking a true continuum that lacks a compelling point for separation: choose an arbitrary dividing line and then treat it as a self-evident law of nature. — Stephen Jay Gould

I never deprive myself. If I'm craving something once a week, then Ill go have it Ice cream or whatever, I just eat the foods I like. — Kate Upton

I'm a very romantic and passionate guy. — Diego Boneta

My constant daily question is, "What is the best thing I can do now in this situation, given these circumstances? Much is provided; now what is required from me? — Lama Surya Das

No doctrine involving more pernicious consequences was ever invented by the wit of man than any [constitutional] provisions can be suspended during any of the great exigencies of government. — Roger Brooke Taney

I stare at him and the way his clothes make his face look paler and his eyes two shades darker than when I last saw him. He doesn't seem real. How can a boy look so magical and interesting, yet utterly terrifying at the same time? — Beckie Stevenson

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else. — Umberto Eco

I used my imagination to make the grass whatever color I wanted it to be. — Whoopi Goldberg

Finally learning his baseball history, on the topic of Hank Aaron and his home run record — Alfonso Soriano

All I knew was that my father enjoyed my company, asked my opinion, and treated me better than he treated himself. What more could any child want? — Gloria Steinem