Theresa Caputo Funny Quotes & Sayings

Above literature?' said the Queen. 'Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity. — Alan Bennett

I moved along ancient streets, enchanted by names that sounded like songs: Rua da Agonia, Avenida dos Amores, Travessa de Chico Diabo. Our visit to Salvador took place during a period when the local government, or someone acting in its name, was trying to renew the old city, and was closing down the thousands of brothels. But the project was only at midpoint. At the feet of those deserted and leprous churches embarrassed by their own evil-smelling alleys, fifteen-year-old black prostitutes still swarmed, ancient women selling African sweets crouched along the sidewalks with their steaming pots, and hordes of pimps danced amid trickles of sewage to the sound of transistor radios in nearby bars. The ancient palaces of the Portuguese settlers, surmounted by coats of arms now illegible, had become houses of ill-repute. — Umberto Eco

I was sent to ballet classes when I was a little girl. I wasn't very good, but it's that thing where little girls always try ballet, or whatever. — Cat Deeley

I am a conservative and proud of it. — Carly Fiorina

You are no longer a weak, susceptible human. You are Shaede, deadly and cunning. Never bow to that mortal weakness again. — Amanda Bonilla

land as much as anyone owned it. What did it matter if a few flabby — E. M. Forster

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try. — Ernest Hemingway,

You couldn't control or changed anything that's happened. We just do the best we can at any given time, make the bedt choices possible, and learn to live with the rest — Kirsten Beyer

It don't mean nothing til you sign it on the dotted line. — Richard Marx

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it. — Bob Phillips

I think that training is important. I think you need to learn as much as you can learn. I would say that it's important and probably crucial, but I wouldn't say that everyone has to have it. — Aida Turturro

You are a star. Watch your star closely to see where it will lead you. — Lailah Gifty Akita

He was a man of moods, yet he was her constant, something unchanging, infinitely reliable, the pivot of her life. There could never be anyone else. Without him she would not be more than half alive. — Winston Graham

I'm not pert and perky anymore - when you're over 60, it's 'feisty.' — Sandy Duncan