Theoutsiders Humor Quotes & Sayings

One of the most effective means of seduction that Evil has is the challenge to struggle. It is like the struggle with women, whichends in bed. A married man's true deviations from the path of virtue are, rightly understood, never gay. — Franz Kafka

Reality is, there is almost always something going wrong. Hard times are normal. — Carol Deppe

Even Billy Andrews' boy is going - and Jane's only son - and Diana's little Jack," said Mrs. Blythe. "Priscilla's son has gone from Japan and Stella's from Vancouver - and both the Rev. Jo's boys. Philippa writes that her boys 'went right away, not being afflicted with her indecision. — L.M. Montgomery

Sometimes it's not the thing you want. It's the promise of the thing you want... I want you to think about me and nothing else for just a second. And in that second, I'll rob you blind. — Danielle Paige

Laurence felt his face going red; she was sitting there in breeches that showed every inch of her leg, with a shirt held closed only by a neckcloth; he shifted his gaze to the unalarming top of her head and managed to say, Your servant, Miss Harcourt. — Naomi Novik

Take courage, man, be brave and drive ahead, start where you stand. — Berton Braley

To all those whove tried to belong, and just didnt fit inyou are loved. To all those whove tried to stand out and be heardyoure admired. To all those whove tried to be themselves, only to be shut downyou are supported. To all those whove tried to kill themselves because lifes unfairyoure NOT alone. Love your friends, love your enemies, because in the end, theyll all be kissing your ass when you make it. — Gerard Way

Life, thought the naked man, was a hell, with rare moments recalling some ancient paradise. — Italo Calvino

Skepticism is slow suicide. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've hit the Pick 6 for a hundred thousand a couple of times. A few more for 60, 70 thousand. — Dick Van Patten