Theophilos Quotes & Sayings

A lot of horrible, unfair, untrue things have been said about me. I can only say that the best revenge is success. — Kate Moss

Theophilos, the light of reason that we both reverence is not a god. Neither does the highest development of the human mind confer divinity upon us. We may quote Aristotle one moment and in the next find ourselves betraying our wives and children - for the sake of passion, in the name of love - and not know how we arrived at that lamentable state. Reason is a gift of God but of itself cannot ennoble a man. — Michael D. O'Brien

He gave us three irrefutible pieces of advice about the male species:
1. Boys will lie, cheat, and steal to get into your pants. A man will stand the test of time. Make him wait, and you'll see which one he is.
2. They will try to tell you that it feels better without a condom. You just tell me where they live.
3. And relationships are supposed to make your life better. You don't drag each other down. You hold each other up. — Penelope Douglas

I single handedly revolutionised women's roles in the WWE, before me all women were eye candy. — Amy Dumas

There are several ways of making quick money but in the general list, writing a novel rates well below robbing a bank. — Frederick Forsyth

Every chef should have an understanding of pastries or desserts. — Tom Colicchio

If you are a baby, your family will sere you in your underwear many times, and there's no use being embarrassed about it — Lemony Snicket