Theoddone Funny Quotes & Sayings

I use too much of my brain and need to let some of it rest. — Kanye West

I'm not a patient person. — Lance Armstrong

I had thus learned to push down my feelings, to force myself to not care, to do nothing and let things happen, come what may. — Amy Tan

I just like music. If it's hookey and good, I dig it. — Chris Daughtry

I am only concerned with politics so I may see the day when I don't have to be concerned with politics. — Ayn Rand

Multilateralism is not an easy option. We're going to find that the world is very difficult. And relationships between America and the rest of the world are very difficult. — Chris Patten

We are adults undertaking a team-building activity in a professional capacity, so naturally we spend several minutes horsing around, striking poses with our paintball guns and making sound effects. Joshua and Sergeant Paintball watch us like orderlies at a mental facility. — Sally Thorne

So now we're after a constitutional amendment that defines marriage as a guy-and-gal thing. To the founders, this would have been like an amendment requiring the sun to rise in the east; it would fall under the category of obvious truths that the Constitution need not address. — James Lileks

That prevailed before his time. National wealth was measured in terms of a country's stock — Adam Smith