Theismann Joe Quotes & Sayings

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes. — Joe Theismann

Great players make great plays. — Joe Theismann

Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that. — Joe Theismann

But like I told you guys years ago: this demigod gig is dangerous. Don't say I didn't warn you. — Rick Riordan

Anyone who remembered the grim, gun-toting, thug-murdering Batman of 1939 could see that he'd become a fundamentally different guy: a grinning, lantern-jawed, wisecracking adventure hero who'd left that emo "creature of the night" shtick far behind. — Glen Weldon

I'm very surprised - midway through my second glass of red wine last night, I really didn't think I'd be standing here with a trophy in my hands. — Graeme McDowell

So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling. — Zach Braff

For a number of years he had lived, eaten, laughed, loved, hoped, like everyone else. And for him it was over, over for good. A life! A few days, and then nothing! You're born, you grow up, you're happy, you wait, then you die. Goodbye! Man or woman, you'll never return to this earth! And yet each of us bears within him the fierce, unrealizable longing for eternity, each of us is a kind of universe within the universe, and each of us soon vanishes completely into the dunghill of new organisms. Plants, animals, men, stars, worlds, everything quickens, then dies, in order to transform itself. And nothing ever returns, whether insect, man, or planet! — Guy De Maupassant

This is a game, first and foremost. There was only one Vince Lombardi, and he died. — Joe Theismann

You gotta score to put points on the board. — Joe Theismann

The term 'genius' is inapplicable to anyone in this game. A genius is Norman Einstein. — Joe Theismann

No matter how great you are, the next great one is already sitting there waiting to take your place. — Joe Theismann

I was always told that I was too small, too skinny, too slow, not tough enough, and I never ever believed what people told me. — Joe Theismann

We all have our own personal laboratories. Life is an experiment, and it's just a matter of getting the alchemical or chemical combination right. — Keith Richards

A man never owns a woman. He just borrows her from God, and looks after her on behalf of God. — Chance Carter

Nothing that comes and goes is you.
'I am bored.' Who knows this?
'I am angry, sad, afraid.' Who knows this?
You are the knowing, not the condition that is known. — Eckhart Tolle

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Joe Theismann

The quarterback of the Washington Redskins, Joe Theismann, turns and hands the ball to running back John Riggins. He watches Riggins run two steps forward, turn, and flip the ball back to him. It's what most people know as a "flea-flicker," but the Redskins call it a "throw back special." Two Mississippi: Theismann searches for a receiver but instead sees Harry Carson coming — Michael Lewis

Kirk Cousins has played much better at the quarterback position than Robert Griffin III has, — Joe Theismann

I worked hard. I worked late. I went in early. I did everything I could to gain an advantage. — Joe Theismann

When I can 10 or 11, my mom was the one out there catching passes for me. She was my prime receiver. — Joe Theismann