Theeschewing Quotes & Sayings

It's a long way from Graceland across Jordan to the Promised Land, but Jesus finally came to lead him home. — Merle Haggard

As far as I am concerned, LGBT can only stand for leprosy, gonorrhea, bacteria, and tuberculosis, all of which are detrimental to human existence. — Yahya Jammeh

But the real interesting stuff is in the cellar and the attic. — Sherman Alexie

This could only happen in a technical college. — Prince Philip

Many men absorbed in business show such a rare quality of culture that we are surprised at it. The reason invariably is partly because hard work and even the weariness it leaves carry a nobility with them, but also because there is no room in such lives for inferior mental occupation. — Ernest Dimnet

Be strong enough to stand alone,
be yourself enough to stand apart,
but be wise enough to stand together,
when the time comes — Unknown

There is darkness without and when I die there will be darkness within. There is no splendor, nor vastness anywhere; only triviality for a moment and then nothing. — Bertrand Russell

Strength has the power to make you successful in years.
Knowledge has the power to make you successful in months.
Intelligence has the power to make you successful in weeks.
Understanding has the power to make you successful in days.
Wisdom has the power to make you successful in an instant. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Okay, so she's mad as a sack of ferrets. Only I don't tell her so 'cause I'd like more of that green tea. — David Mitchell