The Simpsons Homer Quotes & Sayings

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh) when I got them Homer Simpsons. — Wale

Our solution on 'The Simpsons' is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the ones who don't, it doesn't matter, because we have Homer banging his head and saying, 'D'oh!' — Matt Groening

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going to become friends with Homer Simpson, but unfortunately none of them are real. — Russell Brand

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore. — Matt Groening

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

A whole generation was raised to learn about comedy from 'The Simpsons.' To get to be in a booth with Homer and Marge and be in Springfield - it was unimaginable the emotions that I felt. — Jonah Hill

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? — Homer Simpson

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening

I think about 'The Simpsons,' which has been going on for 25 years. Homer is still in his late 30's. Lisa is 8, Bart is 10. Their stories are told. Yet the series keeps going on and on like a zombie that won't lie down and die. That feels forced and unnatural. The characters never change, grow, age. — Ted Naifeh