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Even when our heart aches, we summon the strength that maybe we didn't even know we had, and we carry on; we finish the race. — Barack Obama

I wanted to ruffle this man's pretty feathers. Then I wanted to pluck them out and make a fancy headband. — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Well, being a jazz musician is not a rose garden! — Toots Thielemans

Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core. — Jon Stewart

He was the loser Indian father of a loser Indian son living in a world built for winners. — Sherman Alexie

Gravity Falls is a show about mysteries and magic but first and foremost it's a show about characters. — Alex Hirsch

Turn off your televisions. Ignore the Newt-Mitt-Rick- Barack reality show. It is as relevant to your life as the gossip on "Jersey Shore." The real debate, the debate raised by the Occupy movement about inequality, corporate malfeasance, the destruction of the ecosystem, and the security and surveillance state, is the only debate that matters. — Chris Hedges

wisdom of the outdoors, until — Wilbur Smith

It's not easy remembering the good times. — Cecelia Ahern

People shouldn't look at me and think life is one big piece of glamour. That's the marketing, the spin. Life is challenging. But I have courage, strength, and enough good health to see the positive. — Carmen Dell'Orefice

You fucked the groom fifteen minutes before he was to say his vows."
"Ah, yeah." I adjust my erection again.
"Then you took the father-in-law."
"Well, I was already naked and you know I recover quickly-"
"Eros! — Candi Kay

What men call friendship is only social intercourse, an exchange of favours and good offices; it comes down to a commercial dealing in which self-esteem always expects to profit. — Andre Maurois

The Real made me contemplate the light of the veils as the star of strong backing rose, and He said to me, "Do you know how many veils I have veiled you with?"
"No", I replied.
He said, "With seventy veils.
Even if you raise them you will not see Me, and if you do not raise them you will not see Me."
"If you raise them you will see Me and if you do not raise them you will see Me."
"Take care of burning yourself!"
"You are My sight, so have faith. You are My Face, so veil yourself — Ibn Arabi