The Roommate Memorable Quotes & Sayings

Wee know not who lives or dies. — George Herbert

Boasting, like gilded armour, is very different inside from outside. — Diogenes

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs. — Joan Rivers

that you think makes you so complicated couldn't make me — Meredith Russo

Self-interest, be it enlightened, works indirectly for the public good. — William H. Prescott

Most movies, I forget about them while I'm watching them. I go every single day. But I've never thought about participating in any way. It's like being at home all day. It was never a goal to me. — David Sedaris

There are a couple of utterly important rules to writing anything, whether it's a novel, a short story or a collection of poetry. And they're really the only rules.
1: Quit talking about it and start.
2: Focus and finish it. — Nicholas Trandahl

By clearly emphasizing all that was lacking in others, by mapping and raising to an art form the catalog of their flaws, Veblen's mother had inversely punched out a template for an ideal human being, and it was the unspoken assumption that Veblen would aspire to this template with all her might. "It's — Elizabeth Mckenzie

Shut up, be happy. Obey all orders without question. The happiness you have demanded is now mandatory. — Jello Biafra

You can "listen to your heart" as long as you remember that it has an I.Q. of zero. — Ken Doggett

Perhaps your definition of your self-system lacks authentic boundaries. You've erected a precarious structure of personality on unconscious factors over which you have no control. That's why you feel threatened by me. — Philip K. Dick

My private life became public. — Brigitte Bardot