The Open Road Movie Quotes & Sayings

I am an atheist ... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense. — Andy Rooney

The principal purposes to be answered by union are these the common defense of the members; the preservation of the public peace as well against internal convulsions as external attacks; the regulation of commerce with other nations and between the States; the superintendence of our intercourse, political and commercial, with foreign countries. — Alexander Hamilton

I shall pray for your soul,' promised Nessarose.
I shall wait for your shoes,' Elphie answered. — Gregory Maguire

Truth is given, not to be contemplated, but to be done. Life is an action, not a thought. — Frederick William Robertson

No man can add one dollar to his bank account by worrying. — Vash Young

Law became boring, but like every job I've done, it helped prepare me for a career in music. — Estelle

Lawyers (are) operators of the toll bridge across which anyone in search of justice has to pass. — Jane Bryant Quinn

Sometimes when a plan is right, everything else, all the things you can't control, falls into place just the way it should. — Janet Evanovich

I called them up, "Ya, I have ten boxes; can you come pick them up?" "We need to know the weight and the girth." "Okay, good-bye." So I called back. "We need the weight and the girth." "Okay, I don't know what the weight is, and um, I don't know what girth means ... So now what's the procedure?" So this guy talks to me like I'm four years old. "Well do you have a bathroom scale?" "Uh, ya but if I put the box on the scale it's gonna cover up the NUMBERS!" What, do I take it off really quick? Ah, zero: I'm not fast enough. What's he talking about? So then he gives me his Mister Wizard Formula, "How about if you stand on the scale and weigh yourself and get off the scale. Pick up the box, get back on, weigh you and the box together, and subtract your own weight." I'm going, "Slow down. Hold on professor." I know this guys never tried this, because I tried it and you still can't see the NUMBERS! Then I had to hang up in the middle of his girth formula. — Brian Regan

The effort of every time I put out a video, it was like, 'Okay, I've got to put it on my Facebook, I've got to put it on my website, what's the view count now? What's the view count now? What's the view count now?' You get obsessive with it. — Rachel Bloom

The trend of the market is up, not down. Shorting stocks puts you against that trend and thus makes it more difficult to make money. — Guy Spier

Jordan Henderson is a player who likes to do his business in the middle of the park — Jason McAteer