The Onion Movie Quotes & Sayings

We're producing a movie now, 'The Onion' Movie, and it's very difficult for me to be on the set. If I'm not right in the trenches, it's very difficult for me to watch another director, because I'm not involved and it's not exciting. — David Zucker

I have an I.Q. of 100 plus a little bit. I have to work real hard to get things when I read. — Darrell Issa

Because I missed you. Because I didn't have anyone else to talk to, and so I kept talking to you, even though you never answered. — Mia Sheridan

Nothing, it is true, is more common than for both Science and Art to pay homage to the spirit of the age, and for creative taste to accept the law of critical taste. — Friedrich Schiller

Resveratrol is fascinating stuff. One of the best sources of information about it is the Immortality Institute. They have a forum where some people are in the 500 Club, as they call it. They've been taking 500 milligrams for years. It's a really great source of data. — Timothy Ferriss

We've been through about a million different line-ups throughout our career. — Jerry Only

She looks like a fairy tale, but yet feels so natural (natural, natural, natural)
This one's a beast, but way to wonderful to be compared to an animal — DJ Drama

[H]appy or miserable, life is the only blessing which man possesses[. — Giacomo Casanova

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. — Publilius Syrus

Airports should all belong to the same country. The country of Crappacia. Or Bleakovania. Or Suckitan. — Jennifer Donnelly

I was the guy who was constantly speaking out against the Vietnam War. I have no regrets about that. — George McGovern

I do what I love and what I always dreamed of doing for a living. I write love stories, and I have always had a publisher willing to publish them. I have a sizable and loyal audience. I have made best-seller lists and won awards. What more could anyone ask for? — Mary Balogh

With the theatre, for God's sake, everything makes sense. You create a clear sequential reality for a specific audience at one particular time. — Simon McBurney

Did Cinderella ever consider fessing up to the prince, that night she was enjoying herself in the fancy ball gown? Did she even think of telling him, oh, by the way, Prince, the coach isn't mine, I'm really a filthy little barefoot servant on borrowed time? No. She took her moment. And then went quietly away after midnight. — Lissa Price