The Office Final Episode Quotes & Sayings

We don't have to fight all the time. It can be done, and we will be great when we join together. — John Kasich

Critics and academics often employ theories and philosophers in order to help them understand and dissect movies and books. — Douglas Lain

Almost every product promises to change your life: it will make you more beautiful, cleaner, more sexually alluring, and more successful. Born again, as it were. The messages contain promises about the future, unfailingly optimistic, exaggerating, miracle-promising - the same ideology that invites corporate executives to exaggerate profits and conceal losses, but always with a sunny face. The virtual reality of the advertiser and the "good news" of the evangelist complement each other, a match made in heaven. — Sheldon S. Wolin

No man had need of candles when the sun awaited him. — George R R Martin

Small changes can produce big results - but the areas of highest leverage are often the least obvious. — Peter Senge

The months and years of struggle were suddenly canceled by three weeks of exercise and some visualization and focus. — Karan Mahajan

I'm a proud vegan, whistle-blower, and animal rights activist. — Steve-O

The brain-mind is not a computer, and regarding it as one has led to a variety of theoretical dead ends. — Siri Hustvedt

For some people, their fear to lose is greater than their desire to succeed, so they end up doing nothing and their dreams become impossible. — Rodolfo Costa

Friendship makes you feel as one with your friend. — Thomas Aquinas

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. — Larry David

I must place on record my regret that the human race ever learned to fly. — Winston Churchill

You told me, if something is not used it is meaningless, and took my temperature, which I had thought to save for a more difficult day. In the mirror, every night, the same face, a bit more threadbare, a dress worn too long. The moon was out in the cold, along with the restless, dissatisfied wind that seemed to change the location of the sycamores. I expected reproaches because I had mentioned the word love, but you only accused me of stealing your pencil, and sadness disappeared with sense. You made a ceremony out of holding your head in your hands because, you said, it could not be contained in itself. — Rosmarie Waldrop

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery. — Paul Lynde

God does not expect us to imitate Jesus Christ; He expects us to allow the life of Jesus to be manifested in our moral flesh. — Oswald Chambers