Quotes & Sayings About The Holiday Season Funny

The objection to an aristocracy is that it is a priesthood without a god. — G.K. Chesterton

I have a lot of energy, and I move around a lot in my club act. — Michael Keaton

The West wants unconditional love; failing that, unconditional surrender. — Nadeem Aslam

Clearly, the Chinese know that we want a good relationship with them. — Fred Thompson

We are so accustomed to classifying judgments, arguments and deeds in terms of morality that we forget how relatively new the notion was in the culture of the Enlightenment. — Alasdair MacIntyre

Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder — Stephenie Meyer

If we like them, they're freedom fighters, she thought. If we don't like them, they're terrorists. In the unlikely case we can't make up our minds, they're temporarily only guerrillas. — Carl Sagan

Don't wish for less challenges, wish for more wisdom. — John Earl Shoaff

I think your life is full of first loves because every time you love someone new, you love them in a different way. — Taylor Swift