The Happiest Person On Earth Quotes & Sayings

When I'm having good sex, I'm the happiest, least violent person on earth. If people had more and better sex and felt less guilty about it, we'd live in a much better world."
"I am happy to help you in your quest to fuck for world peace."
"I'll take you up on that offer. — Tiffany Reisz

The word "utopia" has two meanings. It means both "good place" and "nowhere". That's the way it should be. The happiest places, I think, are the ones that reside just this side of paradise. The perfect person would be insufferable to live with; likewise, we wouldn't want to live in the perfect place, either. "A life time of happiness! No man could bear it: It would be hell on earth," wrote George Bernard Shaw, in his play Man and Superman. — Eric Weiner

In September of 1960, I was blessed - and I'm not saying blessed in the everyday religious way - when Temple University accepted me after scoring 500 on the SAT. I was 23 years old, and they put me in remedial. I was the happiest remedial person on earth. — Bill Cosby

Every single one of us already has everything we need to be the happiest person on earth; it's simply up to us to remember that in every moment. — Hal Elrod

If the spiritual life be healthy, under the full power of the Holy Spirit, praying without ceasing will be natural. — Andy Murray

My whole being was seeking for something still unknown which might confer meaning upon the banality of life. — Carl Jung

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time ... — S.L.J. Shortt

We all live by different clocks and calendars. — Chuck Palahniuk

In journalism just one fact that is false prejudices the entire work. In contrast, in fiction one single fact that is true gives legitimacy to the entire work. That's the only difference, and it lies in the commitment of the writer. A novelist can do anything he wants so long as he makes people believe in it. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Reprove your friends in secret, praise them openly. — Publilius Syrus

As he spoke there was in his heart that tremulousness that we take for sincerity in ourselves. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Writer's block.. when one curses the blinking cursor on the blank page. — Regina Brett

If I see MS Dhoni coming to bat at number 4, I will be the happiest person on earth — Virender Sehwag

I don't ever want to be a fair-weather anything. Playing through the elements is always better than sitting on the sidelines. — Lorii Myers

I think philosophers can do things akin to theoretical scientists, in that, having read about empirical data, they too can think of what hypotheses and theories might account for that data. So there's a continuity between philosophy and science in that way. — Robert Nozick

I love to sing. Seriously, in my past life I was Miley Cyrus or something. I swear I'm a singer, but I know I'm not. If I could sing, I would be the happiest person on Earth. — Sloane Stephens

But I promise you, you guys can do it. In four days you'll be the happiest person Earth has ever seen. You'll stand by the ocean and feel the salty sea spray tingling in your nose. You'll be with people you know and love, and you'all appreciate how beautiful everything is. You'll se cars behind you in your rear view mirror, and maybe you'll laugh at the driver's faces. Because they'll look annoyed, bored, angry. And you'll realize what they're missing. You'll live a long and happy life, Mia. Because when you get home, you'll realize that anything is possible. You mustn't ever forget that. — Johan Harstad

loneliness is a sign you were in desperate need of yourself — Rupi Kaur

I've spent a great deal of time over the past decade as a caregiver for various family members. It gives me a perspective on the struggles that many New Yorkers face with illness, disability, health care, insurance difficulties, and trying to work with and also take care of family members. — Wendy E. Long