The Funniest Doctor Who Quotes & Sayings

Are you all right? I know last night was kind of scary."
"I just didn't expect it. It was asparagus ... He literally punched someone over a vegetable."
Kile laughed. "See, this is why you stick with butter."
"Oh, you and your stupid butter." — Kiera Cass

Broke a nail clean off, and when it grew back it looked like a Brazil nut. — David Sedaris

Mass culture is enlightenment in reverse. Its goal is precisely to wipe out that last little garrison of human autonomy. — Rick Roderick

I may quit the music business someday, but never the music. — Dan Fogelberg

Beethoven, Schubert, Schoenberg, Berg imply a type of pianist who is intellectual. That's not always associated with female soloists. — Jeffrey Tate

One does not kill oneself for love of a woman, but because love - any love - reveals us in our nakedness, our misery, our vulnerability, our nothingness. — Cesare Pavese

If anyone tells you that you cannot legislate morality, remeber that legislation IS morality. — Jay Alan Sekulow

Write. Don't think. Relax. — Ray Bradbury

How could two people in love so misjudge each other? — Charlaine Harris