The Ersatz Elevator Quotes & Sayings

Man is, that he may have Joy. — The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints

It's hard to believe that in the greatest democracy in the world, we need legislation to prevent the government from writing and paying for the news. — John F. Kerry

Films are a part of my being, they don't define me. — Preity Zinta

Read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair. — Lemony Snicket

Are you ready?" Klaus asked finally.
"No," Sunny answered.
"Me neither," Violet said, "but if we wait until we're ready we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives, Let's go. — Lemony Snicket

In the morning
it shuffles, unhurried,
across the wet fields
in its black slippers,
in its coal-colored coat
with the white stripe like a river
running down its spine — Mary Oliver

When you're sending emails, you live and die by your subject line. Making it personal or funny can increase your open rate 10 times or more. At the very least, try to pitch some value rather than pointless bragging. 'Work Faster!' is better than 'Version 10.4 now available!' — John Wall