The Einstein Girl Quotes & Sayings

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. — Albert Einstein

It is impossible to win the race unless you venture to run, impossible to win the victory unless you dare to battle. — Richard M. DeVos

Certainly it is much easier to think about negotiating and having deals when there is a singular represented point of view. That pretty much is a given. — Sylvia Mathews Burwell

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute - it's longer than an hour. That's relativity! Albert Einstein — Marcus Chown

The first draft is just a skeleton-just bare bones. It's like the very first rehearsal of a play, where the director moves the actors around mechanically to get a feel of the action. — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

I'd have given ten conversations with Einstein for a first meeting with a pretty chorus girl. — Albert Camus

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. — Terry Pratchett

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. — Albert Einstein

I heard your girl's smart," Pigpen pipes up to ease the building tension. "In fact, I've heard she's fucking Einstein, which brings up the question how the hell she ended up with you. — Katie McGarry

Problems are there to be solved. How dull life would be without them. — Philip Sington

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes; when you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity. — Albert Einstein

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. — Albert Einstein

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. — Albert Einstein

But then, he calls many things mad that he does not care for. Perhaps that is easier than accepting them. — Philip Sington

One of the brighter humans, a German-born theoretical physicist called Albert Einstein, explained relativity to dimmer members of his species by telling them, "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute." What if looking at the pretty girl felt like putting your hand on a hot stove? What was that? Quantum mechanics? — Matt Haig